"Oh. You have a huge spider on..." That was all I heard. I screamed I jumped up I swatted at my hair and I removed clothing. Thank GOD we live in a fairly wooded lot. I was down to my bra before I realized what I was doing. It became funny to everyone else involved at that moment. Not.Me. I went in and showered, threw away the clothes I HAD been wearing, and have sworn off the outdoors for a while. (Anyone else see how this happens EVERY YEAR. Every year there is some big event that simply reaffirms my hatred for the outdoors.)
(and just so everyone knows...Dave said it was a HUGE spider. I never saw it. Its still out there somewhere...watchout.)
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